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The Holy Grail
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The Holy Grail – a myth! A legend! Everyone knows it – but nobody owns it. Everyone wants him – but no one finds it.
There is only one hope! Thousands of years have gone by, until, finally, some true men have aimed high and are more than willing to find the Holy Grail: The Grailknights from Grailham City!
But what is the advantage for the Grailknights when treasuring the Holy Grail? Some say, it brings felicitousness, infinite youth and food in copious amounts. Others say, it carries cultic mysteries and secrets, which can avoid the grasp of infidels.
But our four fabulous Knights know the true reason: There is no other chalice which makes freshly-tapped Grailbrew as delicious and fresh as the Holy Grail does.
It offers hangover-free brain-formatting, without feeling of sickness, long after the 15th beer. And the best hasn't even been mentioned yet: If you drink long enough, every female being will turn into a hot battle Amazon!
As a matter of course, the sluggish Dr. Skull hopes for the same effects – after all, he is the one who hasn't been blessed with a lot of beauty. And for exactly this reason, a sempiternal battle has erupted, all for this goblet – which can make the Grailknights fly. Just like last weekend, when they tumbled straight down slope on the back of Beer Beauty.
But be careful: Never drink and drive, if you can drink and be a superhero!
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