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Sir Optimus Prime: Vocals, Guitars and Accordion
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Sir Optimus Prime is in charge of the metal-axe-work-of-art, as well as of the minnesong-battle-singing
The green Knight combats the dark armies of Dr. Skull by means of his rapid-fire-battle-axe and his sedulous, brawling hero-gorge!
On and off one can catch a well-nigh maniacal mimic on the apart from that lion-hearted countenance. Is this an adverse reaction of the occult secret ingredients of Beer Beautys' palatable Grailbrew, or are they aloof Grailvisions whilst battling on the battlegrouds, in for the kill with the Battlechoir? Nobody knows! But one thing is for certain: He has identified the Battlechoir as one of the most important weapons for the fight versus the maggot-ridden Dr. Skull, and knows the secret pass words for activating them. Optimus knows how to worm the most heroic sounds out of the 'imbeergnated' warriors, who will immediately embody the uncompromising will to put the followers of the osseous 'Ugly as Skull' in their place.
Sir Optimus Prime feels himself especially enamoured to the beautiful beer-supplying steed Beer Beauty! Hardly any battle elapses without seeing him touching her in a G-rated, impure way. If she is totally fond with his behaviour, we do not know – thank God, horses cannot speak!
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