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Mohrrüben-Mann |
There is hardly any other castle in this galaxy with such grace, pride
and history as Castle Grailskull. Even New Swan Stone Palace looks like
'Barbie's Dream House', compared to the ancient masterpiece in Grailham
City. Therefore, some of you might ask yourselves: Who does all the
grooming, sponging and furbishing for the Knights?
It's
„Mohrrübenmann“ – and therefore, he is one of the most important
members of the Knights-Clan! All too often it sounds through the
hallways of Castle Grailskull: „Mohrrübenmann...no, don't do
it....noooooooooooooooooooo....!!!!!“ But he does...there is no
excrement too stinky, no urine too yellow, no skid mark too long in the
hero's' tights. He even sacrifices himself as nutrition for our
beer-supplying steed Beer Beauty.
Far too often, the
Mohrrübenmann had to wag is finger at molesters, as he doesn't like to
be hit on, especially not because of his love-stick-likewise looks. He
hates to hear sound bites as “What's up, rascal?”, or “How's it going,
Mr. Carrot?”. After all, he is in a happy and healthy relationship with
a bunny.
As the Knights knew which „huge“ tasks would be
waiting in and at all corners of Castle Grailskull, they decided to
search the candidate out by hosting a fight-night in their very own
„Grailosseum“, and Mohrrübenmann prevailed without any defeat against
his opponents Sage-Man, Dr. Chive and Uncle Onion.
Despite all
the hard work, Mohrrübenmann looks all spruced out day in and day
out...but how?? Well, that might probably stay one of the uncountable
secrets of Castle Grailskull forever more.
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