 The mission statement of the Grailknights is: “Conquer the Holy Grail and treasur it, as if it was the last beer on earth”. Sounds simple – unfortunately, it is not.
Each day from anew, the Knights have to make a stand against the incredibly evil and osseous killjoy called Dr. Skull, who comes up with the most evil tricks – preliminary school kids start to cry as soon as the wretch starts talking about his upcoming plans.
As our four favorite superheroes often have to fight their hangover (probably the only battle they fight without a sword), they need support for their quest: The Battlechoir! This elite troop is a selection of the finest metalheads on the planet, who would never think that they are too important to take down their own rubbish and defy death whilst flying into battle. The battlecry “Grailknights Battlechoir” is answered by the so-called members with “Yes, Sire” - and the pure sound of these words gives Dr. Skull some serious goosebones.
Whenever the alliance of the Knights and the Choir are in for the kill on the battlefields, they are purest poison for Dr. Skull – therefore, he has made the goblin 'Morph the swarf' and the dragon 'Urks' his subordinates – and he is refining his ideas every day to create butcherly secret weapons.
Until today, the Knights could decide every battle in their favour – thanks to the support of their Battlechoir. The Happy Ends are being properly basted – the hardest workdays every year for Beer Beauty. Nevertheless, we always have to be on the qui vive – never, the Holy Grail can be saved from the sluggish Dr. Skull. Until then, we relax, lay back, take an amorous look at the agleam chalice and say to ourselves: Hang on...is it gone again???
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