Zapf Beauty, Grailknights' adorable beer-supplying steed
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If the Knights were mere mortals, they would definitely be saddled with uncountable lawsuits, because of “sexual harassment”, “immoral comportment” and „indecent behaviour“. There is no other creature in this galaxy which releases such intense erotic reactions in the heads of our heroes as this ever willing beer-supplying steed, which answers to the name of Beer Beauty – for all those who are already incapable of saying the error-free and free of babbling, “Zapfy” will do as well.
In defiance of all prophecies of doom she has been born by a virgin – she is a gift of the beer god. Shortly after her mother, Booze Beauty, had refused to copulate with a bottle of beer, without a premonition, she was suddenly there, on four tipsy legs, to see the light of day.
The state of the tipsy legs hasn't changed 'til today – because Beer Beauty is not a regular steed. She is a beer-supplying steed – a wandering brewery. This competitive advantage makes her the most popular inhabitant of Castle Grailskull, and on of the reasons for the exorbitant consume of alcohol within the four walls called Castle Grailskull.
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