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Baron van der Blast: The iron fist
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Our
butcher, maltretator, ambossedor of the battledrums - Baron van der
Blast!
Not long ago he was raising hell "Under Jolly Roger" on the seven
seas, snatching and pillaging just to distribute the captured gold
among the needy (booze traders and pleasure house operators )
afterwards. Now he has unleashed his penchant for white mares, tight
tights and supernaturally big muscles. Behind the thick walls of Castle
Grailskull one rumours secretly that he prefers the revitalizing
freshly-brewed Grailbrew over the strong rum from overseas (including a
drowned rat as a side dish). We welcome you in our grailtastic world and
are looking forward to many packed and cheerful battles!
More precise than a Swiss watch, heavy as steel, with more muscles than Arnold Schwarzenegger and Terminator together! Hail
to the Grail! Hail to Baron van der Blast!
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